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so here is bigfoot story which has it's

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kind of a two-parter this is the news

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story and then i found the original

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video we can play all right all right i

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did

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so

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here we go this is oklahoma parents

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hired actor dressed as bigfoot to

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surprise daughter celebrating her her

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sixth birthday

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and the children were

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uh traumatized yeah that's good news yes

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so uh there isn't there is a new story

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oh there's a new story there's an actual

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video yeah why don't i just uh play the

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the new story here i'll get a queued up

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on screen here and we'll listen to this

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as the kids are traumatized by bigfoot

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on a daily basis

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and uh they thought it would be fun and

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again this is in oklahoma so they're big

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on bigfoot in oklahoma yeah yeah so

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oklahoma they actually passed like a

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bigfoot bounty there's like a million

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dollar bounty they have a bigfoot

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hunting license i think that's

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they've got that whole bigfoot zone the

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bigfoot highway all that stuff they're

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doing like a bigfoot tourist area in

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kind of the the western part of the

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ozarks in oklahoma i mean they're trying

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to use bigfoot as uh

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as a

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element of tourism or try to get people

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to come out there so here's the news

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story for the the bigfoot birthday party

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yes well it's not every day you get to

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celebrate your birthday in ho chi town

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oklahoma and it's definitely not every

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day that bigfoot stops by the party well

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for one oklahoma girl the surprise of a

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lifetime turned into possibly the scare

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of a lifetime her mother brett usually

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goes all out with a fancy birthday cake

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but when the birthday cake fell through

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this year well they were forced to

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improvise so brett and her husband

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invited bigfoot to the party

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we just thought

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i mean

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she came with balloons and a bow in her

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hair at a tutu on so i'm like oh this

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will be cute and fun

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well my kids didn't really have that

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reaction

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look at the little girl right there mrs

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bigfoot was peeking through the windows

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with balloons and a gift in tow ready

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for the six six year birthday party the

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kids

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horrified at bigfoot they're like scream

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they're like like panicking that this

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bigfoot

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uh walked through the door holy [\h__\h]

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they shouldn't have given the bigfoot a

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shotgun and had him hold a knife in his

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teeth

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yeah but the i put so you can't you can

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hear it in the back in a little bit on

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that story but i put the original video

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in the character um so you can hear the

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kids they are not having it okay let's

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uh let's take a look at the these kids

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and this is on instagram

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oh no this is taking a ticket this is a

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tick tock video so let's listen to the

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kids and all the wonderful excitement

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that they experience with at this

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bigfoot birthday party yay

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oh so

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this big bigfoot is outside the party

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room looking in through

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the the windows it just comes up the

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window starts peering in at these kids

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and they just lose their [\h__\h] oh my god

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look at that guy

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[Music]

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[Laughter]

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comes in and chucks a kid out the window

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[Applause]

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you're gonna come live with me in the

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there quiet no bathroom

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look i don't know you and i don't answer

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all right so they're just freaking the

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kids out these kids are traumatized for

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uncle spence says they all died a cove

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that's painful

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to the party

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well you say these kids are going to be

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in therapy and

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they're never going to be into

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cryptozoology or maybe they'll like now

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that they're traumatized their whole

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lives are going to be poured into

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finding this is the next generation of

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this is the next generation of bigfoot

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hunters yes okay they're gonna go get

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them round them up and they want to

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exterminate the bigfoot because they

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keep invading people's parties yeah well

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i saw the loch ness monster in my toilet

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this morning that's right

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that's right alex well these these kids

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saw the bigfoot at a birthday party so

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there you go it's

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just shows

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yeah

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anyway just just sort of cracked me up i

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like the the parents the i do like to

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throw a line in the new street well the

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cake fell through what the hell does

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that mean so we invited bigfoot

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there are pictures of the kids hugging

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bigfoot on screen like

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it looks like they are initially

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terrorized and and but but then there

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are pictures of them hugging bigfoot and

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by the way the bigfoot has a blue bow in

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its hair and on the head and then

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wearing like a a ballerina tutu

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yeah so it's mrs bigfoot is who it's

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supposed to be ah okay

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all right but i thought we had a story a

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couple of months ago of the lady who was

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mrs bigfoot and had an ongoing

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relationship with mr bigfoot well yeah

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she was having sex with the bigfoot in a

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that's what she said

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and the bible tells that

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and the bible tells us that

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run that one run the uh thomas jefferson

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and then there is no bathroom uh

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thomas jefferson

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there is no bathroom yeah the shorts

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makers like thomas jefferson said excuse

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me but i was just taking a shower all

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right

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i'm going to take a [\h__\h]

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all right don't you want to switch for

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those dudes i look good oh sorry wrong

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wrong one

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what is all this stuff oh there you go i

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got that one all right

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ah let's see what other kind of storage

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i did find the naked guy one if the joe

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wanted oh yeah

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so i'll drop down carrot shop

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we love naked guys uh right i think we

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do

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yeah

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headline here uh witnesses said man

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swung genitals

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uh at traffic okay that's a huge piece

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of news

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it is uh a greenwood man is facing

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charges after witnesses said he swung

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his genitalia at passing traffic on main

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street according to a report

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stevie charles williams 50 52

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uh was arrested saturday and charged

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with indecent exposure

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at about 3 40 p.m middle of the day kind

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of thing i guess

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greenwood police were called out the

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stretch of south main street in front of

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piggly wigglys

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that's where you want to do it that's

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where you got it this is like you have

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to show his piggly wiggly too

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yeah

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uh in front of pigley wigley's where 911

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callers said a man was pulling his

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genitalia out of his shorts and swinging

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it at passing traffic i have to do it

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uh a witness told police officer uh

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police officer the man was walking south

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while dancing and holding his genitals

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okay that's a very brief report

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uh i'm imagining this guy was not like

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in the

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his right mind

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this i mean he's middle of the day this

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is like early evening this is before

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supper

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this is not the kind of thing you do

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before supper no that's how you do it

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it's you gotta get a napkin yeah this

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this is an after dinner activity yeah

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you could work off a few extra calories

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yeah and get yourself ready for bed

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right you get yourself a nice little

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evening coffee yeah

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yes

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you get your marijuana you have some

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good times you know

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what you do i've got to have some

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marijuana i was jogging the other

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morning it was a thursday friday and uh

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there's a dude sleeping on the bench his

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pants were down around his ankles he had

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his hands over his crotch i'm like

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all right well i guess you know did you

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wake him up

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yeah man you're paying i was like come

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on man i can't see your [\h__\h] what are

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you working with

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hey wake up

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you got traffic going by you're missing

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it

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you're back to work

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wake up

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[Laughter]

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i can't see what you're working with

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actually

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yeah we just you know we both got our

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dicks out and just you know

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shouting harambe waving them at the cars

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oh no it was the kony 2012 guy wasn't it

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yeah he was all for harambe too we all

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get together to celebrate harambe you

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